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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a child molester, and an alcoholic, walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy."

"It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant."

"So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Knock Knock! Who's there... No one because you have no friends."

"How do you get a woman to stop texting you? Reply to her message within a minute"

"Last night I was using Google docs This morning I decided to use Google moorings."

"I finally quit smoking because it was bad for my wealth."

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? It had a reptile dysfunction."

"Marriage is for men who miss staying with their parents."

"Saw a white guy putting daisies in masa. He was trying to make flower tortillas."