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Joke of the Day
"A priest, a child molester, and an alcoholic, walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy."
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"The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as ""Meghen"" like I lay eggs or some shit."
"Why did the Jamaican go to Syria? To get stoned"
"My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, ""how did the job interview go?"" in front of everyone."
"Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork."
"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."
"*Gets disqualified for biting opponent's ear on a chess tournament*"
"My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? ""Damn"""
"Who is the second coolest doctor in the hospital The hip replacement guy"
"Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little"