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Joke of the Day
"What do you call all that useless meat around the vagina? A woman"
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"What are some good deli related jokes? I need some good jokes about deli and or the meats and cheeses sold in them."
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"Irritating An irritating friend took a drink from my wife's beer and said, ""Ha,Ha, this is one step from kissing your wife!"" ""Yes it is,"" I replied, ""and two steps from sucking my dick."""