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Joke of the Day

"How do you get an Indian girl pregnant? Poppadom."

"Trump often appears on Fox news, which is ironic Because a fox often appears on Trump's head"

"I think church and state separated because church is a gold digging slut."

"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."

"Your LinkedIn says you have a job but your snapchat says otherwise."

"Did you hear about the first gay bar in Saudi Arabia? It's called: Allahu Cock-bar!"

"Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead."

"What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively."

"legendary joke a guy walks in to abar and he goes, he goes hey thats not airplane food, how about that weather?"

"I just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap."