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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty Bee A Whorenet"
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"Witch: Doctor I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled."
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"You know what really brings the child out in me? Abortion."
"3 : Daddy, can we watch Frozen? Me : Sorry, darling. We can't watch Frozen in the summer because all the characters will melt."
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"The first couple months of the year go by quickly. February just Marches on."
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"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkensaw."