100995
Joke of the Day
"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkensaw."
Next Joke
"What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk? You're gonna be pooped after this."
"""How about a month of obligations, overspending, difficult travel and horrible weather?"" - The pitch for the month of December."
"Farts are like children. The only ones that I like are my own."
"Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers."
"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*"
"Joke I had a joke about cheese. Never mind it was too cheesy... The last of us inspirational full of haha joke...:)"
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and the other to beat the room for being black."
"Who's gonna be the next queen of R&B? I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!"
"If you fall down in public the best thing to do is stay down, use your fingernails to dig your way to another country then start a new life."