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Joke of the Day

"Witch: Doctor I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled."

"Did you hear about the time that /u/poem_for_your_sprog and /u/ShittyJokeExplainBot got into trouble? It was a shticky situation. I'll show myself out."

"dont tell the delivery guy you're gonna Fuck the pizza. Don't tell delivery guy You're gonna fuck the Pizza ""Thank you i intend to Fu"

"What's something a third wave feminist can't take? A joke."

"Movie joke: Sling Blade ""Two fellers was peein' off a bridge. One said the water's cold. Other the the water's deep.... I think one of 'em was from Arkansas mhmm."""

"Mother: Fred why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake."

"Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he's a hardened criminal."

"We need more women in science! said the feminist gender studies student..."

"A man returns to his chiropractor ""Back again?"""

"What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme."