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Joke of the Day

"If I don't introduce you to the person I'm with it's because I don't remember either of your names."

"What is that the more you desire, the less you can get? Beautiful girls."

"A Buddhist walks into a pizza shop He says can you make me one with everything?"

"What's the opposite of a Hasidic Jew? A Hbasic one."

"What grows on the World Wide Web and stings? Internettles."

"How are Oklahoma 3.2 beers like sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution."

"why was the hipster hurt by the light bulb ? He changed it before it was cool."

"A man walks into a barn The horse says, ""Why the wrong place?"""