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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello"" from the other side."

"You get what you get and you don't get upset... You have cancer."

"Whenever someone tells me they have an IQ of 140, I wonder if that's Fahrenheit or centigrade."

"why do hens have no tits? 'cause roosters got no hands"

"The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse."

"I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential..."

"I'm tired of this long distance relationship! Time to move the liquor cabinet to the living room!"

"if i could choose one super power right now it would be the ability to delete my number from other people's phones."

"How did the frog die? He Kermitted suicide"

"Actually, I'd rather you shut your talk-hole, not your pie-hole. If you have a hole that gives pie, I'm going in there, because HELLO PIE."