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Joke of the Day
"A man got a car for his wife Now, thats what you call a good trade."
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"Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?"
"I found out today why my father never came home from the store.. The store had a no-return policy"
"I wish people would stop making gay jokes Cum on guys!"
"Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands"
"That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!"
"My bathroom smells like somebody just took a shit when I walked out of it."
"A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows"
"To any ex-military that live on my street I apologize for whatever messages we may be sending, 2yo has discovered light switches"
"How many black guys does it take to cook chicken? None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen."