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Joke of the Day

"My car keeps pulling to the right forcing me to steer left. Either the alignment is off or I'm trying to drive a Republican."

"r/ best ""I like my ( ) like I like my ( )"" I like my women how I like my natural resources, Foreign and Untapped. Top that and you win rule of the internet #899"

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they have great hangtime."

"I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children. They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!"

"You remind me of my appendix... You remind me of my appendix. I have no idea what you do, but I'd love to take you out."

"Trump interrupted Hilary Clinton up to 51 times in the first debate: Even grammer nazis interrupted fewer."

"Super joke! Leaps over your head in a single bound! Which is impressive, considering it's always in the clouds..."

"I was waiting for my wife to try on clothes & spoke to this woman for almost 20 minutes until I looked up & noticed her head was missing."

"A south-African and a north-African has a bet about who can hit the ground first from a skyscraper. Who wins? Society."

"What do you get when you put 50 Politicians in a room with 50 lesbians? 100 cunts that don't do dick."