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Joke of the Day

"So I realized I have all these great stories, but far too few end with ""And then I fucked her...."" So anyways I was babysitting my little sister last night...."

"Now that Fall is here, do you think all the teenage girls with duck-faces will fly South for the winter?"

"Why don't cows play poker? Because it's a high steaks game"

"An untalented gymnast walks into a bar."

"I love my girlfriend, but... My wife hates her!"

"What is the rudest part of the body? The privates. They're either dicks or cunts."

"What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."

"What kind of bug bites only at your feet? Mosqui-toes"

"After being diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder, I phoned my boss to tell him I'd need time off. ""You're self-employed you stupid bastard,"" I said."

"When I was a kid, I use to think a ""sexual predator"" was a horny alien from the movie ""predator"" Turns out my uncle just liked to collect movie costumes."