125585
Joke of the Day
"What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal? Reich Crispies."
Next Joke
"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."
"You'll be surprised how many people won't get the answer to this. Q: what's red and smells like blue paint? A: red paint."
"A new study finds that chicken isn't as healthy for you as once thought. ""Just don't ask to see our data"" clucked one feathered researcher."
"So I'm holding the door for this Japanese guy... He looks over to me and says ""Sank you!"" Can't believe he just brought up Pearl Harbor like that."
"I'm gonna strap a snowblower on my roof and start driving south. When someone asks me what it is, that's where I'm gonna live."
"I could not have sex with a man..... because I could never fuck something I respect. (Jim Jefferies)"
"Whenever I see someone with spider web tattoos on their elbows I spray them with Raid and attempt to flush them down the toilet."
"Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do"
"Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head."