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Joke of the Day
"what do you call to person who have contusion on her wrist...... computer addict :p"
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"What's it like to work in customer service/retail? Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist."
"If it weren't for Edison... ...we'd be watching TV by candlelight."
"Ok I won't subliminally ask any more subtraction problems, but I only did it 6 or maybe 3 times. What's the difference?"
"Happy Fathers Day! Me: Happy Fathers Day! Pop: Thanks! Me: I'll call you later. Pop: Don't call me later, call me Dad :') ..."
"This post doesn't have any purpose... so why you still reading"
"""Annie are you ok?"" -yep ""Are you ok?"" -dude, I just said yes ""Are you ok Annie?"" -THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS MICHAEL"
"Life of an avocado * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * Not yet * EAT ME NOW! * Too late."
"There's an alternate universe where we are together and finally happy. And I probably forgot to take out the trash there, too."
"Life milestone: when your iPhone stops autocorrecting ""fuck"" to ""duck."""