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Joke of the Day
"Why are LED's a good investment? Because they always diode."
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"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"
"how do you get a 78 year old lady to scream f**k?! get another 78 year old lady to yell BINGO! waka waka!"
"""We had unprotected sex. Give us a present."" -- the subtext of every baby shower"
"According to the CDC, the leading cause of death in 2016 was having a career in the 80's that brought you any level of fame"
"[Biker gang] ME: Do we or do we not ride our bikes at the same speed? BIKER: OK, but you need to stop saying we ""synchronize our cycles."""
"What does King Kong and a black person have in common? neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed."
"what did one typewriter say to the other? I must be pregnant ... I missed a period ..."
"Sitting around the outdoor campfire I chuckle to myself My friend asks, what's so funny? I reply, ""I can't tell you out here, it's an inside joke."""
"Not to brag, but I parallel parked without hitting anything, taking 15 mins, or winding up on the sidewalk. No cars were around, but still."