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Joke of the Day
"Bath in Milk Why do you take baths in milk? I can not find a cow tall enough for a shower."
Next Joke
"Me: We need to go. 11: Go without me. 7: Sometimes when parents go without their kids, they get arrested, and I can't let that happen."
"5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe."
"Three seals walk into a club... Martyrdom"
"The cat puked all over the bath mat so I just tossed it into the trash can. Then I put the bath mat in the washer."
"A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend: Hey, are my puns a tenor what?"
"What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree? bored. ha^ha"
"*Dies and goes toward the light* Light: ""I have a boyfriend"""
"I'm unclear on that of which you speak. Please elaborate, Willis."
"Five out of six people enjoy Russian Roulette."