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Joke of the Day

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? C"

"What part of the body never wins? Dafeat"

"Shopping for antiques won't make you gay... ...but it will make you buy curios."

"Never really had a nickname in my life.. Except maybe that one time a bunch of chumps called me ""The defendant"" for a full day."

"My drive was long today; I hit every red light. The traffic signals were a pain as well."

"Two men were walking on the train track One says to another: ""I am exhausted man, let's walk for a bit."" P.S: From a country rich with oil, but not good jokes - Azerbaijan"

"My will has a list of friends not allowed to speak at my funeral."

"what is the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear"

"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."

"[titanic] SAILER: but captain there's an ice berg right ahead CAPTAIN WHO LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE A SHARK: i said straight ahead"