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Joke of the Day
"Whats black on top but white on bottom? Rape."
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"I asked a friend of mine from New Zealand how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but he fell asleep."
"Why did the physicist masturbate to the electron? It was in the excited state."
"What did the first lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month!"
"What do you call a female comedian? not funny"
"When I grow up I wanna be a fire truck"
"What do cannibals like to drink in the morning? A cup of Joe."
"I have better things to do with my time than my job."
"Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares."
"I was watching ""Who wants to be a Millionaire?"" on Zimbabwean TV."