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Joke of the Day

"*gets toy out of packaging, earns engineering degree"

"Why isn't it safe to hunt niggers anymore? Because PETA will freak out."

"Why was the Native American so tired? Because he'd been up all night building ATP."

"The girl I like checked me out today. I gave her money, and she gave me groceries."

"Richard Nixon makes a really awful dinner for his wife. He defends himself by saying ""I am not a cook""."

"How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias."

"Why should you never order the eggs while in France? Because they are always uf."

"Kinda bored. Might shake things up by believing in Santa again."

"Where does Kylie buy her kebabs? From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)"

"Sorry Amanda. There will be no second date. First off, the plural of shrimp IS shrimp. Not shrimps. Also it's pronounced sammon, not sallman"