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Joke of the Day

"Where does Kylie buy her kebabs? From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)"

"I don't know about you guys... but I don't want Trump's trickle down economics...."

"Just overheard someone say they need an ""escape goat"" for their project & I can't decide if they're a complete idiot or an evil genius."

"What do you call space herpes? Star Warts."

"A nurse goes to the bank As she is about to sign her name on the deposit slip she pulls out a rectul thermometer, ""awww crap some asshole has my pen."""

"What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS? Acting surprised."

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Only Juan."

"[Racist] How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb None.They just beat the room for being black."

"The in-flight movie is about to start. The flight attendant says, ""Excuse me, would you like some headphones?"" ""Well sure, but how did you know my name is Phones?"""

"When robots take over, information will be measured in terrorbytes. Just something I came up with =)"