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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: ""Dead ant Dead Ant ... Dead ant Dead Ant .. Dead Ant"" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme)."

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"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."
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