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Joke of the Day
"No man can hold me down. That's what women are for."
Next Joke
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"69% According to studies, 69% of all people have dirty minds."
"What do you get when you combine a pun and a rhetorical question?"
"Some women have names that simply demand respect. The few. The proud. The Maureens."
"A class is learning about probability.. Teacher: If I toss a penny, what are the chances that I get a head? Girl: For a penny? Not very bright."
"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"
"Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod."
"""who can I count on to volunteer for this project?"" *slumps out of chair and slowly army crawls out of conference room*"
"Why should you not throw stones at a knight? Because heavy metal is harder than rock."