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Joke of the Day

"""who can I count on to volunteer for this project?"" *slumps out of chair and slowly army crawls out of conference room*"

"""I V E M U R D E R E D S E V E N P E O P L E"" would be a fun eye chart for a doctor to have"

"$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- ""What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek"" "" Together We can stop this shit"""

"I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months."

"Why do robots never cuddle after sex? Because all a robot does is nuts and bolts."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn"

"Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater"

"A girl walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a double entendre. Then he gave it to her."

"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""

"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaains. I'm sorry."