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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of people from Portugal? Portugeese"
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"What's a Norwegian's favourite car? A Fjord Fjesta"
"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."
"Did you hear the one about the sidewalk? It's all over town!"
"So my wife just hit me with a ""mom joke"". She says, ""oh look, there's whiteout conditions in Washington D.C. I bet Will Smith is gonna boycott""!"
"I know its slightly distasteful but, what's the best way to punish a blind kid? rearrange the furniture"
"I'm sick and tired of all these goddamn illegal aliens taking jobs away from good, hard-working American aliens."
"I don't understand why everyone is mad at Lance Armstrong... Like I give him props... Have you ever tried biking before on drugs? It's fucking hard."
"They asked me if I was into minors... I said, ""Bro, hell no. That coal gets messy."""
"What if God IS a woman. Not only will I be going to Hell, but I'll never hear the end of it."