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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of people from Portugal? Portugeese"
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"I got caught masturbating by the fedex guy I shouldn't have answered the door, but you gotta sign for that shit or wait til he comes again."
"What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars? Top Gear, ^^or ^whatever ^^their ^^new ^^amazon ^^car ^^show ^^will ^^be ^^called."
"If hillary nukes Russia I can see the headlines now ""Everyone in Moscow commits suicide"""
"My dad said ""Always leave them wanting more."" That's how he lost his job in disaster relief."
"What do you have if you don't have a Kia? A Nokia."
"A hobbyist metalsmith was arrested for displaying his handmade pennies in public. What was he charged with? Indie-cent exposure."
"How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests? What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest"
"A teacher asked her students to use the word ""beans"" in a sentence... ""My father grows beans,"" said one girl. ""My mother cooks beans,"" said a boy. A third student spoke up, ""We are all human beans."""
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your cock into your girlfriend's ass."