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Joke of the Day
"Why are black people fast runners? They have 3 long strong legs."
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"What's the difference between funny jokes, and the jokes that make always make it big on reddit? Puns. Fuck puns."
"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."
"It all... The title says it all."
"Why is Tumblr so unhealthy? It's full of trans fats."
"The woman next to me on this rollercoaster won't stop screaming. Its like she's never seen a penis before."
"Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes and that's why they are the late heads of Europe."
"there is literally nothing i care enough about to go on a hunger strike"
"I need to lay off the caffeine. My neighbor keeps complaining that I'm tackling her much more than usual"
"I got aids in prison.. Hearing aids. I should've used them though, I might've been able to hear the guy that snuck up on me in the shower and gave me HIV."