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Joke of the Day

"""..so that's the story of Christmas. Questions?"" Where do turtledoves come from? ""Well, when a turtle and a dove really love each other.."""

"Having sex in a elevator is... wrong on so many levels"

"My money is on MySpace to take the Gold in the Downhill Competition."

"You would be amazed how cheap lawn mowers are at Home Depot when you own a pickup truck and a orange apron."

"If green gummy bears are strawberry flavored, what is the flavor of yellow gummy bears? PHLEGMon"

"[During Interview] ""Do you have any questions?"" - Yeah, inTitanic why did Jack sink when he died but everyone else floated?"

"I asked my cellmate how long he's in for. He said, ""Until I ejaculate."""

"Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party? Because nobody likes his company!"

"If youre giving mouth-to-mouth, and you don't want to get germs, you can put a harmonica between your lips and the victim's"

"What did the little Iraqi girl tell her father after he bought her a new backpack? Thanks for the Baghdad."