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Joke of the Day

"Great Scot, Marty! You know what you'd get if I locked myself in a room with the old-me from 1955 and convinced my other self never to build a time machine? A paradox, Marty!"

"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? The Rooster"

"Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner"

"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"

"What is the favourite part of Halloween for a pedophile? The home delivery."

"What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry, I've got you covered."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. ""Baa-Dum-Tss"""

"My pup has now chewed up 4 welcome mats and I'm beginning to think she's more antisocial than I am."

"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was lousy, but the reception was great."

"Astronauts are cowards, why don't you stay down here and face earth's problems like a man"