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Joke of the Day
"Your mommas so fat That when she posted to /r/gonewild they renamed the sub /r/earthporn"
Next Joke
"Nothing says you married into the wrong damn family like your mother in-law crashing your honeymoon."
"Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric."
"Hilary clinton joke Friend:What are you going to the party as Me:Hilary Friend:why Me:Aren't you supposed to be something scary Friend: ;-;"
"Cute things to call your girlfriend/boyfriend 1. Sugar 2. Honey 3. Flour 4. Egg 5. 1/2 lb butter 6. Stir 7. Pour into pan 8. Preheat to 350"
"A good lawyer, Santa Claus, and an honest politician enter an elevator. They see a five dollar bill on the ground. Who picks it up? Santa. The other two don't exist."
"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their booze and always black-out."
"Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society? Their motto is ""be prepared"""
"It would be easier on everyone if my kids' teachers would cut out the middle man and email my homework assignments directly to me."
"What happened to all the people that said YOLO they all died"