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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis"
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"3-year-old: Daddy, I love you *hugs me* Me: I love y- Did you wipe your mouth on my shirt? Most of fatherhood is just being a good napkin."
"[first date] me: don't let her know you vocalise everything you think her: what? me: shit she knows"
"What do you get when you put rootbeer in a square glass? Beer."
"What do you get when you combine a pun and a rhetorical question?"
"Nothing beats a pretty girl with a beautiful singing voice except for Chris Brown"
"That show the amazing race..... Is that about white people? Zach Galifianakis"
"I HATE stereo-types.. Samsung, Sony, Toshiba, doesn't matter. Can't stand 'em."
"Tell the barista your name is Beetlejuice and quietly walk out."
"My gangster name would be The Street. If someone dared to oppose me I'd say ominous things like ""Look both ways before you cross The Street"""