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Joke of the Day

"Why a man should ever want to marry a woman is a mystery. Why a man should ever want to marry 2 women is a bigamistery."

"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"

"What's the difference between a Groupie and a Stalker? A penis."

"As a girl who lifts weights at the gym... I experience a lot of flexual tension"

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog"

"""Were dining on the finest china tonight"" A Chinese man then walks in and lays down on your table"

"Inspirational Tweet: The journey of 1,000 miles begins with ""daaaaad I have to peeeeee"""

"A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair. And a table."

"If Trump wins tonight... He'll be the first person to go from P.O.S. to P.O.T.U.S."

"Knock Knock..... Whos there?? 9x11 9x11 Who?? 9x11 paper fight... I came up with this is a fit of insanity from sleep deprivation, so just laugh at it."