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Joke of the Day
"A lifetime of fire drills has prepared me to completely ignore the alarm during a real fire."
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"What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking? Vaporeon"
"If you were a girl and your last name was Pelled your name would always be Miss. Pelled"
"Life is to enjoy with whatever you have with you ;) An old man had 8 hair on his head. He went to a barber shop. Barber in anger asked: Shall i cut or count? Old man smiled and said: ""Colour it!"" :D"
"When my wife starts to sing.... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."
"This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins"
"Why doesn't Chelsea Clinton have a brother or sister? Monica Lewinsky swallowed them."
"I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony.."
"Sometimes when I get a retweet... I blow on my phone, twirl it and slide it into my belt holster, then ride off into the sunset like a dork."
"How do we know God is not a woman? Because the Earth is not a sandwich!"