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Joke of the Day

"How are pirates like pimps? They both have gold teeth and say ""yo ho!"""

"What do you call a Saudi cow? A moo-slim"

"When fighting with a clown, always go for the juggler."

"Did you hear about the Syrian Masquerade? It was held in Da**masc**us."

"Why is it awkward to have sex with Jesus? He keeps saying ""Oooh Dad Ooooh Dad OOOH DAAAAD"""

"Watching the olympic 100m is like witnessing a crime You hear a gunshot and a second after you see 8 black guys running away."

"What is yellow and cannot swim ? A yellow digger. Why can't it swim ? It has only one arm"

"I think Marco Rubio has spine issues. Every time someone says Marco, someone says POLIO"

"Where is Hitler's bathroom? Down the hall and to the third REICH!"

"The reason why I only date black girls is because I don't like meeting dads."