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Joke of the Day

"The swedish word ""gratrunka"" means 'crying while masturbating'. Guess you can say its a... real tear jerker."

"What kind of jeans does mario wear? [Denim denim denim.](http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) ^^^^^^shamelessly ^^^^^^stolen ^^^^^^from ^^^^^^tumblr"

"Yesterday, Iran asked the U.S. for an extension on disabling their nuclear program. When asked how much time they needed, they said, ""10, 9, 8..."""

"My wife is an archaeologist I met her at a dig site, we carbon dated for a while and the rest is history."

"I have an amazing psychic ability to find objects just before people lose them. Unfortunately, the police call it theft."

"What's an emo's favorite file type? .rar"

"""I was born in California............ ""I was born in California."" ""Which part?"" ""All of me."""

"Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical."

"I was thinking about making a sodium joke ...but Na."

"Baby elephants migrate hundreds of miles to find water. My 6 year old is lying on the floor of the mall because I made him walk from the car"