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Joke of the Day
"How do you chip thin ice off a window? You bust a rime."
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"[black jack] DEALER: 14 ME: hit me D: 16 M: hit me D: 23 M: hit me D: M: D: M: make it look good so my wife believes I was mugged"
"[Inventing Cotton Candy] What if insulation was delicious?"
"Me: But babe, my doctor said I can't have sex after giving birth. Babe: She's 11.."
"My buddy has an inability to visualize feces He can't see shit"
"What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife"
"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"
"Careful, this is an alphabet bomb! If it goes off, it could spell disaster!"
"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"
"Two Scottish ducks on a tandem... The one on the back says ""Quack!"" The one on the front says "" Ah cannae go any quacker"""