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Joke of the Day

"What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife"

"Why haven't Fruity/cocoa pebbles teamed up with a milk company to make the flavor of milk that has the taste after you eat the cereal.Idiots"

"I work to buy a car to go to work."

"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"

"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"

"Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."

"The difference between your husband and your Netflix account is, over time, your Netflix account learns what you like."

"I turn 39 years old today. But they're Canadian years."

"My nephew asked, ""What's the secret to a long life?"" I said, ""Never order vegetarian in Texas"""

"What places have the least racial tensions? Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight."