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Joke of the Day
"Did you know... Jesus created cross-fit. I guess you could say I really nailed that one."
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"A cheeseburger walks up to a bar.. Cheeseburger says: ""Excuse me, can I have a pint of lager please?"" Barman says: ""No sorry, we don't serve food."""
"What is the opposite of pro? Con. What is the opposite of progress? Congress."
"96 is the number of rejection."
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but... I know I wouldn't get a reac- ***JOKE RETRACTED BY THE FINE BROS***"
"I feel a spree coming on. It's either shopping or killing, I haven't decided yet."
"A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. ""What the hell are you two doing?"" He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, ""See, I told you he was stupid."""
"What do you call a fish with 27 eyes? Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish"
"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"
"My friend told me a story about how he lost his index finger tip. It was a bit point-less."