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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?"

"Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes? There was a sin tax error. [8.5]"

"Sexual intercourse: It's just wanking that's got out of hand."

"How do you tell a joke about ISIS? It's all about the execution"

"What did the saxophone teacher say to his student? You have learned well young brasshopper."

"If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!"

"I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me in the back."

"There are three unwritten laws of life... 1. 2. 3."

"Doctor: ""You have lost a lot of blood."" Me: ""That's not good."" Doctor: ""It's not. You are the worst manager this blood bank has ever seen."""

"Eating spinach is much like anal sex You won't enjoy it as much as an adult if you are forced to do it as a child."