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Joke of the Day
"""LOYO!"" -Yoda"
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"What do you call a sleepy relative of a paper towel? A napkin."
"Who was the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch."
"Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender."
"I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up."
"Some dude just asked if I was ""herb friendly"". I told him I like basil and dill and he walked off. Guess he didn't have thyme to discuss it."
"Q: How do French poodles greet each other? A: Bone-jour."
"What do you call a gay tramp? Hobosexual"
"How did the swordsman keep annoying r/jokes? Constant ripostes."
"Did you hear that AIDS isn't spread by a virus? Yeah! It's spread by a fungi!!"