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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear"

"A Male teacher is asked why he enjoys working with kids He said ""i see myself in them"" Edit: He is a pedophile but no one knows it"

"What's a loli's favourite car? A Niisan."

"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college."

"Latvian Jokes Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry."

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"

"Mechanic said I blew a seal... Technically, it was a sea lion, but more importantly, how did he even know?"

"Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money."

"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"

"Where did the general put his armies? In his SLEEVIES!!!"