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Joke of the Day
"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? They were yelling ""Bach Bach Bach Bach"""
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"I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, its still not enough."
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter? An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"My friend asked me if I was interested in a chess tournament. I said yes and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's tits."
"My wife always cheats when we play board games Just last night, we were all playing Monopoly in the den and she was next-door fucking the neighbor."
"What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef soldier!"
"*kid opens Easter egg* *egg begins beeping* ""Dad why's it ticking"" SON NO THAT'S FROM THE- *egg explodes* *sheds tear* Middle-Easter bunny"
"I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody... This whole planet is bi-polar."
"It's Saturday! Go for a walk! Pay your bills! Take up smoking! Shave a loved one! Steal a baby!"
"I like my comedy how I like my milk..... dry."