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Joke of the Day
"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"
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"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."
"What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm!"
"My therapist told me ""time heals all wounds"", So I stabbed him. Now we wait..."
"Why did Michael Jackson not molest Macaulay Culkin? He wasn't hot enough."
"Lee Sin goes into a bar... the chairs, tables and the barmaid."
"That redheaded snowboarder is pretty good, but he could be even better if he did some of his wacky prop comedy on the slopes."
"Wife: Guess what I did Me: Captured Bigfoot? Wife: I got a great deal on kid's clothes Me: Just so I'm clear, Bigfoot is still out there?"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."
"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but she charges me extra for weird stuff"