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"Jokes about German sausage are the wurst."
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"I like my jokes like I like my coffee. The same stuff seven times a day."
"The woman next to me smells SO good, is it weird if I'm like ""What perfume is that, I will literally stop robbing this bank if you tell me""?"
"I won't get a girl pregnant because I only have sex at night, when my sperm is asleep."
"Jesus loves you. A wonderful thing to hear in church. A terrible thing to hear in jail."
"How do you get a horse out of jail? Hay bail."
"Eagles Guitarist Glenn Frey died today at the age of 67... There goes all my hopes and dreams for their reunion tour: ""Bald Eagles"""
"I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them"
"I'm doing it doggy style today. Lying on the couch not doing a damn thing. I will bark if you knock on the door."
"iknowlimit: Ultimate Avengers 2 - Rise of the Panth http://iknowlimit.blogspot.in/2012/06/ultimates-avengers-2-rise-of-panther-or.html THIS IS ABOUT MOVIE AVENGERS"