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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group that has gotten nothing done since the 90s The UN"
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"Did you know how chinesse parents name their childs? They throw a tincan downstairs and take note how it sounds: ""Chin Tan Chung"""
"Guys, for Valentine's Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", and ""me."" That'll keep her busy while you watch sports."
"People admit to shopping for their girlfriends/wives all the time... but when I do it I get busted for ~~prostitution~~ human trafficking."
"My beard has grown so much. It's time to ... shampoo."
"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?"
"What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon? ""IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"""
"Daddy what is a transvestite? ""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""
"What do you call a disabled cub scout? A nub scout."
"They said I had a small penis, but they'll see. They'll ALL see! Nevermind actually, that's illegal"