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Joke of the Day
"I swear if my memory gets any worse, I'll be able to plan my own surprise party."
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"Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican. Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers."
"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"
"Honey, since I met you, I have never been able to love anyone else. Why don't we get a divorce?"
"What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees? Social justice."
"If life gives you melons... Check for dyslexia"
"Court decision: ""I hereby find you guilty of clickbait, and sentence you to death by electric chair... ... What happens next will shock you"""
"There's an Irishman, a Jew, and a homosexual standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community."
"My ex would always skip a letter when reciting the alphabet... She never said y"
"Knock knock Who's there? Control freak -- now YOU say, ""Control freak who?"""