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Joke of the Day

"Don't think I won't spin around and French kiss you if you're standing too close to me in line at the liquor store."

"There are three things I hate... * reposts * bullet lists * irony"

"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""

"Two zombies, Greg and John, are sitting in the cemetery. Greg says: ""Didn`t Peter also want to come?"" John answers: ""Yes, but he is late."""

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"In LGBTQ families... We need more transparency."

"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."

"Fruits are single-handedly keeping the sticker industry afloat."

"Q: Why can't Obama poke fun at himself? A: Because that would be racist."

"Working on a new type of martial arts that involves taking money from Hispanics.. called TakeJuan'sDough."