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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."

"How did the nervous female organ that was going to Hollywood feel? They were overreacting."

"How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck? Just enough to hold it's pecker up..."

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff together. Ba-dum-tss"

"Two snowmen are standing in a field One snowman says to the other, ""Do you smell carrots?"""

"Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets."

"Five reasons not to use an electric toilet Number two will shock you"

"If I say ""I don't know, let me look"", I'm really just spinning around in my chair a few times while you're on hold."

"Got into an argument with a cripple and won. He didn't have a leg to stand on."

"Do you remember the first ass you ever saw? I do, it spat in my face and almost kicked me in the head!"