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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."

"So I have a joke about pizza... ...but it's too cheesy"

"""Maybe like a tiny bed for your face."" - pillow pitch meeting"

"An American & Mexican are talking. American: ""Your Government needs to spy on your people, man. You guys have a drug problem."" Mexican: ""What drug problem? We get drugs pretty easily!"""

"If Bill Clinton ever says ""I can't. My wife would kill me"" What he really means is his wife would have him killed."

"*adult mutant ninja turtles sit in the kitchen doing taxes* you guys wanna smoke a joint? ""were not teens anymore dude"" *donatello sobs*"

"TRIGGER WARNING National Rifle Association of America"

"Why was the iPhone 7 so embarrassed? He was caught jacking off."

"Yo mama in a wheelchair and says ""You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."""

"Where do you weigh pies? Somewhere over a rainbow..."