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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a religious dairy farmer? Cheesus Christ"
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"""What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?"" I was asked on an internet forum. ""Because you're not allowed to take them on planes,"" I answered."
"I wasn't so sure about having a mustache... ...but it's growing on me."
"What do you call a gamer girl on her period? Red ring of death."
"Tell a girl a million times shes not fat... She'll never believe you... Call her fat once she'll never forget it."
"My internet goes at 20mb per second... wonder how much faster it goes per first!"
"Joke - I asked God I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."
"What did Bill Cosby say in response to his rape allegations? Kids say the darndest things."
"What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour."