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Joke of the Day

"My internet goes at 20mb per second... wonder how much faster it goes per first!"

"I went to school with a girl who said her last name was Faux. I thought to myself, ""Man, that's got to be fake."""

"War Machine is such a hard worker... That he even took his work home with him."

"If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible."

"I asked a North Korean how his life was going... He said ""can't complain."""

"What do you call a wandering caveman? A Meanderthal"

"""I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."" ""A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"" ""That's where I invite a bunch of your friends and if any of them come I'll be surprised!"""

"Have you seen Kindergaten cop? It was such a good movie, they could easily make one or tumor."

"Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for indecent jurisprudence? He got off on a technicality."

"My girlfriend asked me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face"