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Joke of the Day

"Did you ever try to shave your own butthole? It's a real pain in the ass."

"Apparently, lifting your feet so she can reach underneath, Is NOT considered ""helping her vacuum."" Lesson learned, fellas. Lesson learned."

"Recent studies have shown that 5 out of 6 people enjoy gang rapes, and would be apart of one again."

"Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan Knock Knock Who's There? Metaphors Metaphors who? Metaphors be with you"

"In-laws are like hemorrhoids... .... When they come down and go back up it's ok, but when they stay down that's when it's a pain in the ass..."

"I wrote a book titled: How Dragons Are Greater Than Unicorns Daenerys Targaryen wrote the foreword. All she wrote was: No shit Sherlock!"

"How come no one liked the Chinese food enthusiast? He was a mega lo meiniac."

"If theres an otter, youre underwater. If a ferret you see, then on land you be."

"What did the glue taste tester say? Mmmmm."

"I smiled and waved at my neighbour so I bet the first thing he'll do today is buy bedroom curtains."