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Joke of the Day

"Tell a girl a million times shes not fat... She'll never believe you... Call her fat once she'll never forget it."

"Miles Davis Is 1,6 times longer than his European cousin Kilometers Davis"

"Reddit servers... Sorry if repost"

"My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program."

"Switzerland is a pretty sweet country... and their flag's a big plus."

"6: Daddy the floor is lava! Me: Oh yeah? *Pushes wife off chair*"

"Before emjois i had to end texts to my girlfriends with ""two girls holding hands* heart* kissy face* glass of wine* nail polish* red lips."""

"10 Seldom-Used Batteries that Might be Depleted... #7 will shock you!"

"I organized a threesome the other day. A couple of people didn't show, but I still had fun."

"Why is Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9, 7 8."