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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX? Relaxatives."
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"A Muslim, a communist and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Hello Mr. President!"""
"Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab? Because he was addicted to Coke."
"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."
"[restaurant] DATE: Tell me something naughty about you ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven't brought any money"
"I would put a webcam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."
"Urban Outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor."
"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"
"What did the pirate say to his sister? Aye sis"
"A cannibal walked into a female patient's surgery room... ""I'll take the eggs, please."""